And now the critic of the societate #1

To do in a super-marqueter:

1- Agarreite in 20 four boxes of preservators and put in various carrins, aleatorialy, when the persons are distractood.
2- Programate the despertators to tocarate from 5 in 5 minutes.
3- Go to the Stand to the Clients and pergunt if they can reservate a pacot of M&M’s.
4- Mount a tend in the sector of campism and tell the clienthood that you are going to arrochate. Convince the persons to bring the travesseirates from the sector textul.
5- When a functionary ask you if you need aid, começate crying and scream: “Why is that you don’t give corde to the shoes?? Leave me in peace!”
6- Find a camarate of vigilator and use it to put the burries that you tirate of your nose.
7- Search for a naife of trinchation well afiated. Bring it Durant all the percussive of shops and go asking to the funcioners if they sell anti depressors.
8- Hide behind of the roupe in the cabids and when somebody aprossimate shoute: “Picka me!”
9- When they annunciate whatever in the altifalants deiteite in the chaon and shoute: “The voices! Again the voices!”
10- Go to the provador of the roupe. Feitche the door, give a track, arreate the rock, a-keep a minute and then shoute: “Oh Miguel!! There is papereite!??? Son of the mother!! Oh Snow!!! There is papelaite!!???”