Historiate #1

The calm and seren town of White Castel met have two years a very rich family called Cardinalli.
The man of the house, Victor Hugo, was always having trouble with the esgotates of the barracks. One day he already have been stuffed until the neck!!! He wanted the canalizations of the rival Chen!! They never had any canalization as it should be!!
The friendly Chen shouted that he used the canes in "paralelo".
Victor Hugo understood: "Pára Lelo!!" and thought that Chen was calling him a cigane! And responded:"Put yourself at stick because I make you into an eight!"

Moral of the historiate:
The galaine of the vizaine is better than mine.