Historiate #6

Mans armed in face-stick of race!!

Incredible! A smartalion guy called Dick-of-the-Bulls from the sides of the gold’s river decided to gamate the cobes from the vizaine. He went there acompanhated of his brother Sir Aiva.
Everything happened in a night of light of the moon. The wolfs were uivating. The dogs were ladrating and the caravane was passating.
They were now nearby the horte of the vizaine. They looked for inside and Sir Aiva saw the vizaine combing monkeys.
Dick-of-the-bulls responded:
-I can’t see the point of a horn!
-It’s not a horn! The monkeys don’t have horns!! Unstop me the store!!
-Shhtei!!! Little basqueire!!! You are giving in the views!!!
Suddenly they were stupefacted as the vizaine walks out the door:
-A person already can’t have the cod fish of sauce! Put yourselves walking! And fast! Before that I come there and give to you in the nose!!

Moral:
As ladron is the one that goes to the horte as the one who stays at the porte.