Historiate #5

I’m gonna contate to all you a historiate.
Certain day, the switch-paints Stick-lo (son of the mother), was in the jam with another member of his specie… There are who say that he his a talk-cheap to all the womens he eat! But his mother say that he is a kid at the rights!! But this now don’t interessate!
Let me put the things in plates cleanes. That girl that he was giving thongades is ona who have one count bankary at suiss!!
Well… The caisal already boughty a bed to truca-trucate!!

And the morally is:
Colche feite, truca-truca at espreite!