Historiate #8

Mr. Arm-walk was enfrascating him at a bar and at 3 hours of the morning he decided to give to the sole and go to house.
When he was to walk from there to out, he went with the trombe to the floor. He said: "Thunders break the slut of the passeie!"
He levantated him and getted recompostated.
He called the square of taxis to come to house in segurity.
The taxi parated even in front of he.
He don't caned walk, so he gatinhated to the taxi like a baby recent-born.
He went to house and when was tirating the keys of the bolsate, he falled again.
In the day after his espose avisated that this was not the first time that he come to house in that conditiones. This turn Arm-walk even deixated the chair of rodes in the bar.

Moral:
Good vinheite, bad cabeçeite.